Santa's Coming!!!
- Thread starter zipatronic
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As another member of my online gameing clan so beautifully put it...
quoteing u]-archgimp
'Interesting description. What the author failed to realise is that when you are discussing santa some different rules apply.
Due to the second law of santadynamics, rather than 1.3 quintillion j/s^2, what we instead have to look at is the equation E=(m(s)^h)/(no(ni)-x^j)
Or in english, Energy is equal to the mass of Santa t the power of hope all over naughty_or multiplied by nice minus xmas to the power of joy.
The final result, by a curious co-incidence is precidely the amount of energy contained in one mince pie and a snifter of port.
Any schoolkid knows that!'
or in other words W00t i believe.....
quoteing u]-archgimp
'Interesting description. What the author failed to realise is that when you are discussing santa some different rules apply.
Due to the second law of santadynamics, rather than 1.3 quintillion j/s^2, what we instead have to look at is the equation E=(m(s)^h)/(no(ni)-x^j)
Or in english, Energy is equal to the mass of Santa t the power of hope all over naughty_or multiplied by nice minus xmas to the power of joy.
The final result, by a curious co-incidence is precidely the amount of energy contained in one mince pie and a snifter of port.
Any schoolkid knows that!'
or in other words W00t i believe.....
if you go to the norad santa tracking page you can watch him as he goes about his business....
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php
nothing there as yet cos hes still getting ready for the big day!!!!
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php
nothing there as yet cos hes still getting ready for the big day!!!!
Santa = Satan
DM6
C7 gloves
Dye Attack Pack
Pulse
Dye elbow pads
Stako bottle
All bought by me, for me!
DM6
C7 gloves
Dye Attack Pack
Pulse
Dye elbow pads
Stako bottle
All bought by me, for me!
Damn her and damn your magnetismI'm afraid I'm all out of those mate as your other half bought up the entire stock
so satan brings us presents?
hes up to something, and i dont like it
ITS THE APOCALYPSE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!
P.s thanks to that huge essay by bon we now have a valid reason to why santas so bloody huge. eating up to 3870.8 mince pies a second assuming that there is atleast 4 mince pies per house
jeez what a bloke