Santa's Coming!!!

[The New Paddy]

Christ-mas...Christ on a cross...cross = X?! lol

Either that or just to piss off Christians by cutting the "Christ" out of it

tut tut looks like someone with be gettin ashes lol

 

[andyrik]

tut tut looks like someone with be gettin ashes lol

lmao

but didnt crist die on a cross...
i dont know about you but on my birthday i dont go parading my future gravestone about... and if jesus does that, hes not really that smart to say hes son of god (dammit im so gonna get hit by ligtening)

 

[Raffles]

...Either that or just to piss off Christians by cutting the "Christ" out of it

Nearly right. It's so the non-Christians don't get offended. "Happy Holidays" and "Winter Lights" and "Seasons Greetings" to all

 

[SwissTony]

I am getting a grand total off f*ck all this Christmas.

So you guys who are getting shiney things, please think about us poor people who dont get bugger all

 

[Robin Hood]

I'm hoping to get some redneck snowbunnies for Christmas.

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hanukkah!!
Feliz Navidad!!!
Happy Kwanza!!!!

Sheesh...it's such a pain keeping everyone happy.

 

[andyrik]

I am getting a grand total off f*ck all this Christmas.

So you guys who are getting shiney things, please think about us poor people who dont get bugger all

My xmas stocking
[------------------------------------------------------------------------] this big
your xmas stocking
[]
this big

so as you can see, i am thinking bout it
although then agen... you could get like an ipod nano and i could jus get like coal...

 

[Bon]

Real fact here!

According to the Population Reference Bureau, there are approximately 2 billion children (persons under eighteen) in the world. However, since Santa does not seem to visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, Jehovah's Witnesses, or Buddist religions, this reduces the workload on Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each house.

Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west. This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with at least one good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, jump out, go down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump in the sleigh, and move on to the next house.

Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth, we are now talking about 0.78 miles between household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom breaks. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For the purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 75.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run 15 miles per hour at best.

The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child has nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull nothing more than 300 pounds. Even granted that "flying" reindeer" could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or nine of them; Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the sleigh itself, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizibeth (the ship, not the monarch).

600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance; this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. Rudolph, the leading reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second. In short, he would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing each reindeer behind him to the same fate in succession; and causing deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.2 thousandths of a second upon launching from the North Pole. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 miles per second in .001 seconds, would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 G's. A 250 pound Santa (which seem reasonable based on common depictions) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pound of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.

Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

 

[andyrik]

Real fact here!

According to the Population Reference Bureau, there are approximately 2 billion children (persons under eighteen) in the world. However, since Santa does not seem to visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, Jehovah's Witnesses, or Buddist religions, this reduces the workload on Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each house.

Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west. This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with at least one good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, jump out, go down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump in the sleigh, and move on to the next house.

Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth, we are now talking about 0.78 miles between household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom breaks. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For the purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 75.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run 15 miles per hour at best.

The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child has nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull nothing more than 300 pounds. Even granted that "flying" reindeer" could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or nine of them; Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the sleigh itself, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizibeth (the ship, not the monarch).

600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance; this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. Rudolph, the leading reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second. In short, he would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing each reindeer behind him to the same fate in succession; and causing deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.2 thousandths of a second upon launching from the North Pole. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 miles per second in .001 seconds, would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 G's. A 250 pound Santa (which seem reasonable based on common depictions) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pound of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.

Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

Wow, someones been studying R.E and physics combined

 

[Luke W]

Real fact here!

According to the Population Reference Bureau, there are approximately 2 billion children (persons under eighteen) in the world. However, since Santa does not seem to visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, Jehovah's Witnesses, or Buddist religions, this reduces the workload on Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each house.

Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west. This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with at least one good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, jump out, go down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump in the sleigh, and move on to the next house.

Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth, we are now talking about 0.78 miles between household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom breaks. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For the purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 75.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run 15 miles per hour at best.

The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child has nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull nothing more than 300 pounds. Even granted that "flying" reindeer" could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or nine of them; Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the sleigh itself, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizibeth (the ship, not the monarch).

600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance; this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. Rudolph, the leading reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second. In short, he would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing each reindeer behind him to the same fate in succession; and causing deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.2 thousandths of a second upon launching from the North Pole. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 miles per second in .001 seconds, would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 G's. A 250 pound Santa (which seem reasonable based on common depictions) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pound of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.

Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

We are talking about Rudolph here. He has a red nose which makes him go faster (like stripes on your car) duhhh

 

[Ranger]

but...but...but they are magic reindeers....
i dont care if im 30 years old.....he is real you wont make me dis believe...damn you....

anywho....i move faster than that when someone starts shooting at me or dinner gets served...and i probably weigh more.....