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Big Mac

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when no matter how well your marker is shooting, you always want a newer, shinier one...
 

WookieCB

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When you think up crazy stuff like this:

10 seconds....

You're team is all around you. You'd trust these people with your life...

9 seconds....

Your marker is in your hands; you control it. It won't laugh at you, won't look down at you...

8 seconds....

Pods are filled, hoppers loaded...

7 Seconds....

You're focused. There is nothing else but now. The world outside of the field seems to dissolve...

6 Seconds....

You know where everyone is going, you know where you are going, you and you're team are connected, are one...

5 Seconds....

You can't do this alone, everyone is in it for everyone else there is no hero, only heroes...

4 Seconds....

You're heart starts pounding, you dig your feet into the dirt and lower your head....

3 Seconds....

This is what it is all about. This is what you live for, you breathe for...

2 Seconds....

Every waking moment is spent anticipating what is about to come...

1 Second....

No turning back.

GAME ON!

With all your heart and soul you play, like nothing else matters.

This is no sinking a ball into a hole in the ground, or tackling another player.

This is a way of life.

This is about an inner challenge.

To work together, relying on yourself AND your teammates.

Without one another you are nothing.

There is no victory without the team.

You see your opponent down field. You both have the same goal.

The same respect for each other.

A split second means the difference between staying around another few crucial minutes to strengthen your team.

Use your head. This is not something for the slow-witted.

Anyone can play. Anyone with heart, dedication, determination, bravery, focus, intent.

This is what We live for.

This is our Passion. Our way of life.

When we work, every single penny we can spare goes towards our chosen way of life.

Every penny brings us closer to another chance to go out and live. To play. To simply be who we are.

Go ahead. Call me obsessed. My obsession reaches farther than you can imagine.

This is my chosen lifestyle.

This is my lifeblood.

I eat, sleep, and breathe for a chance to play one more day.

This is beyond obsession. This is who I am.

My passion, my Life.

Our obsession, our love.

I am a Paintballer.

We are a team
 

Lump

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in the ABYSS
When you think up crazy stuff like this:

10 seconds....

You're team is all around you. Apart from numbnuts still at the fill station.You'd trust these people with your life. But the other monkeys around my kitbag ! who the **** are they

9 seconds....

Your marker is in your hands; you control it. It won't laugh at you, won't look down at you. But will it work !? will it ****

8 seconds....

Pods are filled with broken balls and dirt, hoppers off

7 Seconds....

You're focused. There is nothing else but now. The world outside of the field seems to dissolve...Because the alcohol hasn't worn off yet

6 Seconds....

You know where no one is going, you know where you are going, and hoping no one else is going to **** this up and go there

5 Seconds....

You can't do this, everyone is in it for themselves, there all heros, only heroes...

4 Seconds....

You're heart starts pounding, you dig your feet into the dirt and lower your head....And think why the **** am i here

3 Seconds....

I think im going to pass out

2 Seconds....

Every waking moment is spent anticipating what is about to come...

1 Second....

No turning back.

GAME ON!

**** shot on the break !!
Fixed it for you :p
 

Liam92

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Nov 4, 2009
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you tell all staff responsible for not giving you the time off work to play paintball to go use their desk as a suppository... and then ask for next weekend off!

so yeah i was rather pi**ed not to get this weekend off for cpps :(
 

Canon Fodder

Go to your brother, kill him with your gun.
Oct 28, 2008
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your head snaps round every corner you walk around in the office before you walk round it and your work mates worry you're about to go postal because of the amount of gun shaped parcels you get delivered to work so your other half doesn't realise how many you've been buying.