You know you're a paintballer when....

[dodge-gnome]

I find Dark sports tastes like out of date terry's chocolate orange....bleurgh!
Diablo Foruma 13 tastes a bit more minty though, so i don't mind getting shot with that in the vents

 

[Donk]

When you have a 1st date after a yesterday's Formula 5 & you end up using all the condiments glasses & beer bottles on the table to explain it to her, which somehow resulted in going back to my mates house & her putting on all my dirty gear from the day!
Oh & coz I know how pervy u lot r...

 

[obladeo]

Your attic has a chrono range

 

[Ant_UK_Refs]

Donk, which positon on the "field" did you play mate? Up front, steadily around the middle, or di you do all the damage round the back? Oh and did the paintball go ok too?

 

[Tash]

When you walk into your room and there's a A0 size map at the end of your bed and enough camo to hide a house in a wood.

 

[Robbo]

Oh & coz I know how pervy u lot r...

...says the woman dressed in dirty cammo caressing a barrel between her fingers with a smile on her face ...

 

[phil-boy]

Gotta say nice !!!!!!

 

[Ant_UK_Refs]

...says the woman dressed in dirty cammo caressing a barrel between her fingers with a smile on her face ...

Pete, the young lady would have been smiling a whole lot more if the barrel was a DAC Tulip

 

[Donk]

Pete, the young lady would have been smiling a whole lot more if the barrel was a DAC Tulip

Young - yes

Lady - NO

 

[dodge-gnome]

Young - yes

Lady - NO

what, are you nailing a bloke?