You know you're a paintballer when....

[Ballsey]

When your wife [or partner] screams, 'you either give that stupid game up or I'm leaving' ..... if they haven't done that then you ain't no baller .. well, either that or you butt-ass ugly and ain't got no partner

I must have hit the paintballer jackpot then, my missus not only doesnt mind me spending all my money and weekends balling, but finds the gear incredably sexy and loves me coming home muddy and sweaty.... too much infomation?

You know you're a paintballer when your walking down the street and think how to play every a car like a bunker and want to move between them as such.

You know you're a paintballer when you think the only reason to want kids is teaching them to play paintball.

 

[Barfoot]

When some says "ahhh cool does that mean you run around the woods like wanna be soilders". and it grips your SH!t

or

you get a brand new sofa 2 weeks later you find o-rings and allen keys down the side of it.

lastly

you have a 2nd washing machine just for your gear.

 

[dodge-gnome]

When you get a part time job to fund paintball, then spend the entire time at work finding effective lanes to shoot customers with between the clothes rails

 

[DJForbes]

I must have hit the paintballer jackpot then, my missus not only doesnt mind me spending all my money and weekends balling, but finds the gear incredably sexy and loves me coming home muddy and sweaty.... too much infomation?

not enough information you left out her phone number

 

[Ballsey]

not enough information you left out her phone number

oh sorry 07...... wait a minute!

 

[Hazzer]

not enough information you left out her phone number

I like where this is going, giggity giggity giggity!

 

[bruce]

when no matter how many times you promise to quit, the next time you visit a tournament your itching to play and phoning all your old team mates to see whose still up for it

 

[MamaChrissy]

when my young boys are running around the house playing army and you feel the need to get the gat out and play along.

HA!! I've done that!!

Now they want me to take them shooting...

 

[BigWest]

LMAO Then I know I'm a baller lol


you laugh at the guys trying to sell paintball day events in the shopping centres and get real pleasure from saying you play 'proper' paintball

or you speak to these dudes, about coming to one of there events and 20 mins in, turn the table and start takking how your attending a PRO-ball event and carry on about the sport bambozaling them with tearms they have never heard of and then say "so do you play?" and they say No

 

[cassells]

you put on your runners you had in your gearbag when you were paintballing a couple of days after and hear and fell the crunch of loose paintballs in your shoes!!