The Rules

[Missy-Q]

Furthermore, should any Dutchmen be identified at an event outside of Holland, it is considered good form to approach said individual and greet him/her in the international greeting reserved for all things Dutch, by saying: "Are you holding?" The Dutch, being a peculiar folk, enjoy this thoroughly and won't be the slightest annoyed by such behaviour.

So true! You guys truly love it when we interrupt your family dining experiences to ask if we can score some pot. You like it even more when we ask it in a shocking dutch accent, and replace all the S's with Sh, and throw other sh's in for no reason, like sho...

"Sho, my friendsh, peoplesh of de naydelandsh, are you havingsh shome pot in your pocketsh? Perhapsh in your backpacksh?"

Fess-up, you guys LOVE it when that happens...

 

[Missy-Q]

Rule #21 One should not remove a marking of paint on oneself unless it is obscuring ones view from shooting thy enemy in the face!

did we say Victorian, or biblical?

 

[Buddha 3]

So true! You guys truly love it when we interrupt your family dining experiences to ask if we can score some pot. You like it even more when we ask it in a shocking dutch accent, and replace all the S's with Sh, and throw other sh's in for no reason, like sho...

"Sho, my friendsh, peoplesh of de naydelandsh, are you havingsh shome pot in your pocketsh? Perhapsh in your backpacksh?"

Fess-up, you guys LOVE it when that happens...

So, so true. No risk of being pummeled in the face whatsoever!

 

[Cook$]

"Sho, my friendsh, peoplesh of de naydelandsh, are you havingsh shome pot in your pocketsh? Perhapsh in your backpacksh?"

Surely that's Sean Connery?

 

[cowface]

Rtfm

 

[Missy-Q]

Surely that's Sean Connery?

His father changed his name when his folks fled from Holland to Scotland in the 20's
They used to be the Van-Connery's.
true story.



....and don't call me Shurly.

 

[Cook$]

#18 Anything stolen is to be referred to as Breakwell'd.

E.g, "Holy s**t dude, there were these 5 hookers and the next thing I know I'm waking up in a bath full of ice and one of my kidneys has been Breakwell'd."