The Rules
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Rule #15 - Any coach grasping a miniature hand trumpet to their lips in order to amplify vocal suggestions to their team can only be referred to as "Rimmer" on and off the field of play.
Rule # 16: if you borrow someones kit, return it in a better condition than you got it.
Rule No. 31: Bringing the game into disrepute:
Any player bringing the game into disrepute by virtue of his or associated actions, such as drug taking, DUI, spit roasting, dogging, grand lacerny or any other nefarious act; should be labled as a bit of a rogue and a bounder and punished by immediate conscription to the PGi / P8ntballer factory team. Fancy moustaches and bi-planes desirable, although ability to gt a free lap dance and say "ding dong" mandatory.
Rule No. 32: Gentlemanly Conduct:
Extends to getting in the first round, and not being shy with your Uranium AMEX when in Tic Tac Table Dance. All other considerations foregone.
Any player bringing the game into disrepute by virtue of his or associated actions, such as drug taking, DUI, spit roasting, dogging, grand lacerny or any other nefarious act; should be labled as a bit of a rogue and a bounder and punished by immediate conscription to the PGi / P8ntballer factory team. Fancy moustaches and bi-planes desirable, although ability to gt a free lap dance and say "ding dong" mandatory.
Rule No. 32: Gentlemanly Conduct:
Extends to getting in the first round, and not being shy with your Uranium AMEX when in Tic Tac Table Dance. All other considerations foregone.
Rule#20. Notwithstanding evidence accumulated, or lack thereof, forthwith the smell of buring marijuana, whether identified correctly or not, shall be ignored at all times. No attention whatsoever shall be paid to said aroma, on pain of public humiliation. Said aroma is deemed normal until such point as local constabulary (hereby referred to as '5-0h') are not in evidence. In the case that such an individual or individuals of 5-oh are indeed present, in their entirity, rule#20 is effectively reversed, and it becomes obligatory to exclaim, at a volume deemed sufficient to inform all parties, that "yo, 5-oh are in the house'.
Rule #20 addendum: Rule #20 does not apply when playing in Holland. If the rapscallions known as 5-oh appear at an event, rather than exclaiming the presence of 5-oh, the spreader of said aroma should approach siad officers of the law and exclaim: "Puff and pass?"
Furthermore, should any Dutchmen be identified at an event outside of Holland, it is considered good form to approach said individual and greet him/her in the international greeting reserved for all things Dutch, by saying: "Are you holding?" The Dutch, being a peculiar folk, enjoy this thoroughly and won't be the slightest annoyed by such behaviour.
Furthermore, should any Dutchmen be identified at an event outside of Holland, it is considered good form to approach said individual and greet him/her in the international greeting reserved for all things Dutch, by saying: "Are you holding?" The Dutch, being a peculiar folk, enjoy this thoroughly and won't be the slightest annoyed by such behaviour.
