Gadget mate, im sorry to say but there simply is not one location in the UK where i have seen a better pitch NOT ONE. this format relies on the pitch being flat. otherwise you give an unfair advantage to one side. and with this format you know that cant happen as you dont swap ends for the whole of game time. What about cutting the grass to the field behind the pitch that was huge and could have been used to expand the siteit just needs to be shifted to a proper venue to sort out the logistical side (toilets, chronos, catering etc) and attract a larger number of teams.
The field next to his house? Im fairly sure Jackie will not want ballers that close to the house on her day off!