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Cook$

Just the tip....
Jul 7, 2001
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When you've played for ten years, and won nothing.

EDIT: When you've played for ten years, and won nothing, so decide to manage a team instead.
 

dextrus

I <3 Cheating!
Sep 3, 2006
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Nr lincoln
here is one when you keep talking on about it constent to your family and friends and always reading old magazines :D
 

I can't shoot straight

Living Life to the Max! I think :P
Mar 14, 2005
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number 2. I have been saying that one for a long time.

One thing I have done in the past is buy markers which are Black as my wife thinks they are all the same Gun.

Seb
 

Demon

Crrrraaaazzzyyyy #88
Sep 19, 2006
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One thing I have done in the past is buy markers which are Black as my wife thinks they are all the same Gun.

Seb

Genius!!!

also when you say this prayer every night before you go nighty night's;


The “Volatile” Prayer
Our leader, who art in volatile,
Diggie by thy name.
Thy game play come,
And it will be done,
At the masters as it is in the millenium.
Give us this day our markers and paint.
And forgive us for our run throughs,
As we forgive those who run through against us.
And lead us not into over shooting,
But deliver us from complacency.
For ours is the commitment,the attitude and the loyalty.
Volatile!
 

NitroBall

SandStorm
Feb 20, 2006
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Genius!!!

also when you say this prayer every night before you nighty night's;


The “Volatile” Prayer
Our leader, who art in volatile,
Diggie by thy name.
Thy game play come,
And it will be done,
At the masters as it is in the millenium.
Give us this day our markers and paint.
And forgive us for our run throughs,
As we forgive those who run through against us.
And lead us not into over shooting,
But deliver us from complacency.
For ours is the commitment,the attitude and the loyalty.
Volatile!
Aids..!!!!

Diggie, what you feeding them on:p