Wurzel Bash 8th December Poem starts here

[NIALL]

Potter,

Sorry, its just that I own Campaign and I couldn't work out who you were

Clive has enlightened me to who you are, but you" worked at Campaign" is different to you " Work at Campaign.".

All Campaign staff play the Wurzel Bash.....So "Concept Clive" will be there "playing"..

The event is historically marshalled by the Tigers, but watch out for Gorag cause he eats all the Jelly Babies. (You get given a Jelly Baby when you're shot out)

YOu are more than welcome to join in the fun.

Niall

 

[POTTER]

does it cost anything? and do you get discount on paint? i should still be on the marshalls list but jim just would not give me work, i phone up on monday to book and he tells me to phone later on in the week so i phone tuesday and he tells me he's fully booked.

 

[Dan Chase]

Okay, next verse:

The team gets together for the fancy dress,
but for some it seems under duress.
Some want to try ladies underwear,
Sometimes worn before we are aware...

Dan

PS NIALL - Havn`t seen my Chrony since Campaign. Its big, its red and its got Skirmish written all over it.

 

[ascutt]

Hows this then......

There was an old bumpkin named Nelly
With wads of cash and big belly
Piper looks like a blimp
Jim dressed as a gimp
And the Wurzel scumpy makes you smelly

 

[Red_Merkin]

Scutty Quote

Pot
Kettle
Black

 

[pat]

There was a Young Girl called Ulrika
her lovelife couldn,t be sweeter
sven was a fan
she was beaten by stan
and shagged by the bloke off
blue peter

pat ( Jersey Warriors )

 

[sykesg]

Niall

I hope you didn't mean that I, Gorag the Great, would harm a hair of a Jelly Babies head. It's just not true, jelly babies and gummi bears are the best of friends let me assure you

see you there, Let the Scrumpy flow!!

 

[pat]

Andy or Nial...........Pl;ease could you confirm the place and dates for the worzel bash ,,,,,,And ,,,Andy Piper could you phone paul Batho On 07797723322.........so he can descuse it with you ,,,,,

Jersey Warriors

 

[Jamie B]

ryming piper

There was a fat man called the piper,
when he went to the loo he got lighter,
so he plugged up his bum,
and filled up his tum,

and blew up in a big brown mess.

ner ner.

still in thailand baby!

sloth and beard

 

[Stan]

There was a Young Girl called Ulrika
her lovelife couldn't be sweeter
sven was a fan
she was beaten by stan
and shagged by the bloke off
blue peter

Ahem... I deny all knowledge and refuse to say anything on the grounds that it may incriminate me!

Niall - can Team Monkey Love come and play???

Purlease???