Damn.Do you not do mail order? Just get a toliet roll and stick it's head out the top so it can breath. Tape both ends and it will be cool, can write on the roll my address.
I've just finished two rolls on my last poo but threw them both in the bin
I can do you a mail order rabbit though
(That was a joke and we do not actually post rabbits, just hamsters, birds, fish, parrots and reptiles )