Okay, to get this thread in the direction it's supposed to go...
No more "I once like played this game, right, and when I like ran to the next bunker, right, I like slipped and like fell. I got like lit up so bad, right, and all the paintballs hit like in the same place, right, so I like had this like really giant like bruise, right. It was like all blue and like green on the like edges, right."
Either put up pictures, comment on the pics, but keep the anecdotes to yourself. We want PROOF people.