Eeeeekkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!
Dammit John,
when I said u could have a free pop at me with no come-backs, I hadn't realised u would go to so much trouble.
I will of course keep my word, with no heavies being sent to wake you up in the middle of the night wishing to play baseball.
But I cannot guarantee the inaction of of thousands of women who may well take it upon themselves to dismember you.
After all, even if your assertion were to be taken seriously for a millisecond, it is a millisecond of abject distress and pain for every female who does not harbour lesbian tendencies and even then it's a close run thing.
What woman could survive, if her very reason for living were to be, how shall we say it, unavailable?
John, hang your head in shame, you know not what you meddle with............... Hell hath no fury like a woman deprived of Robbo............think about it !
I have
Robbo