Women.

[Sammi T - Nexus Eclipse]

We arent all horrible - youve just got to look in the right place

 

[Mario]

where's that?!?!? godamn the lack of paintballing women

 

[Graham-DV8]

Tell her its Pball or the door. Simple as that. If she buggers off you must be ****e in bed.

Woohoo then

Thought it was odd my g/f getting back into balling after 6months out

 

[Parksy]

My wifes sound... even came to the first KOTH with me and kept us sorted by filling our pots and sorting out our game timetable for us

She wants to play as well... but shes a nurse and works shifts so can't

Saying that I hope she don't start playing or its gonna start costing me a fortune

Dave

 

[Nudge-TeamScream]

Most of my past g/f's hated paintball, but unno what can you do, just dont tell them your going. lol, the girls that do paintball are probably few and far between, i only know of a few, and thats them from SAD Fallen Angels, which i might add i wouldnt mind lol

but being as young and ugly as me i dont stand a chance

*Bangs head on table as mirror breaks again *

But i'd love a Paintball Girlfriend......

as for SAD Fallen Angels, it seems their all older then me. lol im only 17 18 soon tho most them prolly in their 20's, now try getting a girl thats older then you.

Meh..............

Nudge

 

[kidzero]

ive had an older girl, she was actually a real women, 36 years old and WHAM*gggg*. it took me month but i got her. the trick is as follows: you have to start with normal talk for a couple of times, just some small talk first, then start to show interest for things she says, reads, works at and stuff. that leads to some more private-talk where you can bring in some(dunno how to say it in english right)funnies and maybe make some joke-like remarks maybe about kissing and stuff.that should lead to some flirting, and then just wait for the right moment and ask her for drinking a coffee with you one time, or invite her to a movie or something. if she agrees,gotcha!

 

[Bex]

Not that this will make you feel any better nudge but there are actually at least 3 of us that are under twenty.
You trying to make ladies feel old?! I'm only 19 mate!

 

[PaRaDOx]

tut tut insultin the poor lady no sad fallen angels for u

 

[FAMINE]

Kidzero, You actually take time to get a lady into bed?
Man that sucks, Its first night or nothing with me, Theres plenty more out there, If you gotta work for it then go elsewhere

You should never have to try for it man, that is just silly

 

[Nudge-TeamScream]

No space hopper im not insulting the girls.... I'd never do that, like i said before, Im gonna make you lot squeel

I was mearly making an estimate of their age, SAD F/A if you are younger then 20 im sorry mebbe we could chat about it... hehehehehe

Who knows..... meh.....

And if my team mate varley mentions anyhting on this post, ignore him lol