"Why do they play?": Discuss

[Jasper]

Originally posted by Gups
The Man's viewpoint:

Reasons for having girls in male teams:
1. They tidy up the whole team's crap after a tourney
2. They remember the kitchen roll and goggle spray
3. If you did really badly there's always someone to shout at.
4. There isn't a fourth reason

We have the wife of one of my teammates who does all that their son also plays in our team so she is also there to support him. She also brings their money

Reason four - she brings the sweets

 

[Young_Old_Bloke]

You're just asking for trouble when it comes to women with anything that shoots balls, i mean that in so many ways.

 

[Baca Loco]

Originally posted by gyroscope
Maybe you could cite us as experts and write it anyhow, if you are all out of inside dirt.

Gyro, I'm never out of dirt, inside or otherwise, paintball provides a never ending supply of things for me to be outraged about. Or at least feign outrage.

But yes, I am gonna write this anyway and if I use any material from this thread I'll check with y'all first.

btw, excellent new sig.
And if you happen to be in Chicago in June for a bit o' paintball stop by the bus and say hello.

 

[Gyroscope]

I will if I get an invite to guest, though no one has asked yet.

I won money on the Strange boys in Tampa. Makes for cheaper tournaments when you can spot a sure thing. I saw Paul in the Sheraton bar and I was gonna buy him a drink, but he was gone by the time I turned back around.

 

[JoseDominguez]

Originally posted by stongle
To get sex.

Ever seen that many desperate men all in one place?

You need to get out more

 

[[K2] Gilly]

Originally posted by JoseDominguez
You need to get out more

Need to 'get in more' actually