Why can't there be flavored paintballs?

[joolux.//]

suck it up lads, tis food of kings!

 

[Greg]

they shouldnt have tasting paint some kidz find that paintballs are so great anyway that if you made them taste paintballs would be a world wide delicasy. not good

kyle

 

[Bird]

My theory is that paintballs taste really vile to aid your training.........


i.e. don't get shot in the goggles!!!!

 

[ericostani]

why would you want flavoured paint?

probly ruin your insides if you ate it, now water paintballs are a better idea, when you get a little dehidrated during the game, just remember to keep your hopper nice and stocked with ice tho.and maybe a lemon slice - personal preference.

 

[Bird]

Nah, that'd never work! "No Marshal, that's not a hit, I'm just a bit sweaty"

Now, glue would work. We could be sponsored by Araldite..... try wiping that off in a game!

 

[L J]

Originally posted by Bird
Nah, that'd never work! "No Marshal, that's not a hit, I'm just a bit sweaty"

Now, glue would work. We could be sponsored by Araldite..... try wiping that off in a game!

have u seen the dracula winter site paint??? COR!!! thats like tar!

 

[ericostani]

no

araldite would easily wipe, you see it takes a couple of minuits to set, now you would get ashly stuck in the toilet after the game trying to unstick his hand from his .......

sorry, had to say it! no offence
(respect to the e-blade, bow down)

 

[Bird]

Don't dis Ash, I'm trying to boost his confidence so that he might actually move when we play this weekend!
Ash - when you can shoot me sweetheart, then you can be cheeky over the P8 site, but NOT before

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

Nelson

Anarchy is cod liver oil flavoured.

Richard

P.s. all paint is non-toxic, though eating vast amounts of paintballs will probably turn your poo pink and give you dihorea

 

[L J]

its vegetable oil...so yeah, your ........waste is gonna become liquid