Originally posted by [Ringer Patrol] Meat
My Lord. I beg you, bless my Eblade with one of your holy bolts of delrin. Cleanse it with your wisdom and power and I will bring you glory to the battlefield, fear to our enemies, courage to our comrades and £40 in used readies. You truly are the Patron Saint of the Autococker.
Your humble servant,
Meat.