Who the fu$k is TJ Lambini?

[TJ 2]

Yeah, I wanna know too

Help me, my name's Justin, I write for PGI and aaargghhhhhhh...he's coming back, ohmigodpleasehelpmeeeeeeeee

Sorry bout that folks, just had a lil turn...what were we talking about again?

 

[Justin Owen]

Hey quit talking to myself! I'm not you're not me's not him's not you.
~J~

 

[Tyger]

"Get out of my head. I was here first." Is this the basic idea, boys?

Oh, and FYI to everyone, JT's got more game than J-Lo. I think he carries it in his gear bag, along with most of the rest of the useless junk in there. I know he had :Chutes and Ladders" in there...

-Tyger

 

[knobbs]

Chutes and Ladders, huh? I'm still waiting to hear about the useless gear.

 

[Justin Owen]

That little theif!

I originally suspected he'd snatched that game from me, 'cause it seemed like a bit of a coincidence that my family's favorite game, that we play on a nightly basis, disappeared the morning of his flight outta Little Rock. But he swore to me that it was not in his possession.
Prepare for legal action, TJ!
~J~

 

[Justin Owen]

Who is TJ??????

A'ight by contract I'm not allowed to spill the beans directly, in other words I can't come out and tell you who TJ is. However I've been pouring over the 237 page document for the last three days and I can't find anything that says I can't pull an indirect-type thing, so here goes:

I'm about to EXPOSE THE BEAST! Stealing a brother's "Chutes-n-Ladders" game goes way past the line of tolerance, dabbling into the cruelty and malice seen in days of old. There is perhaps no greater crime to commit on an Owen than to steal his board games...and when you're talking such a classic, it goes beyond a mere sparring match. THIS MEANS WAR!!!

So, stay tuned and watch the clues, as I tell you who TJ really is!

~J~

 

[Justin Owen]

Clue number one

A'ight here is clue number one:
descramble the letters


yo hoore feed bif zap nut not win org

 

[Justin Owen]

Clue number two

i go wilt it does funny tim jel dire janet oven

 

[Justin Owen]

Third and final clue

e i in u i
follo cue
yuck
let
tag
sad how no one saw it

 

[Tyger]

Hmmm...

"yo hoore feed bif zap nut not win org"
"DEPORTATION OZONE HUFF BYE " So he's an alien?
or "BEFOREHAND NIFTY OUZO POET "?
or, perhpas the most telling : "FEATHERTOP BOOZE UNIFY DON "? Ther'es a Mafia connection?

"i go wilt it does funny tim jel dire janet oven"....
I think I got this one down. "INDIGESTION JOYFUL TWIT ME"! J-Lo! How can oyu do that to yourself!

Oh, wait, rearrange ALL the leters? Hrm... Where's the fun in that?

-Tyger

(Who found out that p8nballer-forums wonderfully anagrams to "BLUSTER FLAM PORN 8" or "FLUSTER 8 LAMB PORN"... Not entirely sure what that tells me, but there you are...)