The only way to decide who is the best female player in the UK is....
FIGHT!
Yep, put them all on a field together and stand well back.
Last one standing is the winner.
But seriously, we could use a woodland field for this, like the old "Top Gun" event.
Each player starts off from a different point within the field, at the same time. Each has an armband, and you give your band to the player who eliminates you.
The player with the most bands at the end wins.
Simple.
Ask Robbo about "Top Gun" - he'll be only too glad to tell you about these events.