And i was the riderOriginally posted by Tom Tom
people who ride on the sucess of others. E,g at college you see the one person who does no work while you are in the group and work your tips of and they get an A and you either get an A or B cause your essay is not as good as theres.
The rich kid thing also gets me. You have to work yer ass off to get some cash together for a new marker. And while your there eyeing up the choice of colours and fades, some little kid and his mommy come in.
mom "here johnny, now which one do you like"
kid (points the marker with the highest price tag) "that one, thats the one i've alllllllllllllllways wanted!!!!!"
mom "its a big expensive dear"
kid "But i want it , i want it, i want it" (starts to stamp feet)
mom "Ok johnny" (slaps a bag of sand on the table) "that one please kind sir"
(shop dude hands down a KAPP FLAME AUTOCOCKER. The kid grabs it outta his hands and starts to hug it)
kid "COME ON MOMMY I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY WITH IT"
mom "bye, come along johnny, lets goto the park"
kid "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (drops KAPP on floor forgeting all about it, untill the next time they come into the store. I procede to pick up the marker, let out a booooming laff, and run off into the night with my nice new marker).
......and then the alarm went off, and it was alllll a dreammmmmmmmm
THE END (BLEH!)
-Midge