3things wud happen.
1)I d break the law playin pball,get banged up charge inmate for my rent boy services=becume rich & well respected by the mob also the screws(prison officers).Get out then F*** T Blair rite in the ear before b!tch smacking sherry or sticking 2 V signs at Blunket then double V poke him in the eyes.
2)Go mad,get admitted to a psycho ward running mock,running the country with Blair/Bush if the yank is popping over while maggie thackther is running sanity test=it wudnt b long before were out on parole.
3)Take up sum other sport up-keep up mountain biking,it just wudnt be the same so id revert to option 1 or 2.
Hmmmmmmmmmm,Its just to scary to think about.
Damn it i'll have mightmares now,thanks.