Yeah, I agree with your friends, it's like the time I tried to go national in the 100 metre sprint, totally unfair because I'm a crap runner. But they wouldn't give me a headstart. I shouldn't have to lose in a sport just because other people are better than me.
For god's sake, just tell them to shut the f*** up and if they keep whining say "ahhh do you need your juice". If that fails, then bitch-slap them.
As for "I'm the best player here" syndrome, big deal, who honestly cares? your a hero in your own head, everyone else thinks your a tool. If you aint earning your living at it, then it's just for fun.
Damnit, if I read one more, "I totally owned that game" story, I swear I am going to puke. I only came on here 'cos I never got the hang of cybersex, that USB port looks awfully small.