What do you do at the weekends when you're not playing ball?
Call the BBC and complain about the language used after the watershed?
Point out all the spelling mistakes in the Sunday paper, then write a scathing letter to the editor?
Hang out near the front of queue's, at the bank, post office etc, ready to 'tut' and 'tsk' people that don't have all their relevant info to hand?
OK, That last one actually sounds like it might be fun...