people that dont know the engine they are slagging down isnt a ford engine but a pug/cit one.Ford Diesels, what awful engines they are so lumpy it's like Jap 80's 3cyl crap, remarkably my little 1.0 is quicker than their 1.6 TDCI.
if you wear socks, you have at least two poohs you can do without toilet paperRunning out of Toilet paper after having a monster **** at work, Luckily I'm quite skilled at sneaking out undetected with my pants round my ankles to move into the cubicle next door to re-supply....Like a BOSS!
No it was a fail on my part, Just had a Cigarette and it turned out I needed a big foamy Poopaccino ( came out like Wooossssssshhhhhh ), didn't have time to check it the bomb bay doors were already opening, Toilet seat was cold as well, not nice.if you wear socks, you have at least two poohs you can do without toilet paper
edit: wait a minute, why do you not check before you sit down? Don't you put in a crash pad of paper to stop splashback? Hence you would realise there was no paper before downloading