What 'Really grinds your gears'?

[Missy-Q]

12. Strippers with no sales skills. - Are we really supposed to pursue them? We give them money already!
'Do you want a dance?' appears to be their only sales-technique. I can't help thinking that if they just marketed themselves a little better they would keep themselves a lot busier, especially on those long Tuesday nights....

How about:
'Folks around here say I give the best lap-dance in the city. Want to see for yourself?" -

"Oh, you know what, maybe I would be interested in that after all. Best in the city you say?"
....aaaand there's a sale.

Honestly, its like strippers have no brains or something...

 

[H]

People who don't proofread their posts to forums and social media.

Now, I'm not saying I expect flawless grammar (lie) but at the very least take the most brief of moments before hitting submit to read back what your sausage fingers have just mashed into the keyboard. Not being able to string together a logical sentence is a nice way of torpedoing any point you may have had. If you don't care enough to proofread then don't expect everyone else to give enough of a toss to pick through your horrendous assault on the English language.

 

[onasilverbike]

Evolving from that, how about the thread titles that make no sense, the best example recently I can think of was in Classifieds "Looking for a Dye", a Dye what FFS, or did you want a specific colour.

Oh, and "offers excepted" which means any offers will be treated with disdain!!!

And posts where whole ****ing words have been left out, therefore they make no actual sense, I tell you, the mods round here are too lapse, bring in the grammar Stasi.

 

[Tom]

12. Strippers with no sales skills. - Are we really supposed to pursue them? We give them money already!
'.....
Honestly, its like strippers have no brains or something...

Are they not so good at marketing or do they know their customer base?
A man (or woman) who walks into a strip club, pays entry and pays inflated drinks prices is not so likely to be just browsing the goods. The decision has already been made, the money is ready to be spent. It's just a matter of who with, when and how many dances until the money runs out or the customer stops paying and leaves

 

[Buddha 3]

LOL, yeah, sure, that's why you guys have a bad name....


...nothing to do with you looking so very, very gay.

Dude, me riding my bike is so über-manly, that when I roll down the street, by the time I reach the end of it, every woman on that street is pregnant.
Then again, I don't do the biker short thing, and my bike is a long fork chopper, that helps.

 

[Cook$]

LOL, yeah, sure, that's why you guys have a bad name....


...nothing to do with you looking so very, very gay.

Gay? Whatevs. As if this could look gay

 

[Tony Harrison]

Kelly Brook was in a similar outfit last night.

 

[H]

I'll be in my bunk...

 

[Redd]

Gay? Whatevs. As if this could look gay

majestic as f**K

 

[AmyStroodle]

majestic as f**K

Might as well be riding around naked. :]