Q: Are you married, I love a man who moisturises......and scampi fries....ideal complete.....? 16-Mar-11
A: I am not married. I am 'complete' minus the end of my index finger which I lost trying to feed a chipstick to an otter, I should have listened to Terry Nutkins when he said "if you f*ck about feeding Otters you'll lose a finger", at the time it made no sense, now it does.
has to be the best question and answer in that wetsuit auction