I feel my IQ dropping just reading this thread. (Fortunately I got's plenty of brain power to spare...)
Apparently most of you A) can't read, or B) can't follow a simple instruction, or C) lead such incredibly dull lives that you imagine being a plumber might be cool.
This doesn't apply to all of you, just most. (Good one, Stan and kudos to the Old English Mastiff Club, Bagpuss. Students suck.
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