You could do two things...
1) Try to be like Ollie Lang and own the other team.
2) Be like Scott Cameron from Spitfire and shoot one your own guys in the back then procede to fill their bunker.
Of course if you were being like Number 2, then you willl have to do numerous things that include wearing your goggle peak regardless of the weather whilst denying the whole sequence of events by blaming the next nearest person.
Although Mario, I like your suggestion and I am now considering teaching Scott how to read, as this new role with make him more useful to us.