What did you do this weekend?

[RoryM]

Hmmm, perhaps we won't invite him on the 6th June. Anyway, where was my invite? I only live down the road, and the wife had fcuked off to Marbella for the weekend. I had to go to ladies of the pole and downloaded 150 sheets into some Ukrainian's klunge (or rather the w*nk bank).

Nice effort Glen, glad to see your doing the best to keep the economy afloat by keeping good, honest girls off the streets.

Im in the city next week mate if you up for a bit of white horse/Browns/metropolis to help with the fiscal easing!

 

[Piper]

Nice effort Glen, glad to see your doing the best to keep the economy afloat by keeping good, honest girls off the streets.

Im in the city next week mate if you up for a bit of white horse/Browns/metropolis to help with the fiscal easing!

Quick someone phone customs and let them know Rory is coming back!

 

[Mario]

Fell out with the missus. She got upset at me because I'm going to a friend's party soon and she wasn't invited. Great fun there.

Paper beats rock.

I split up with my missus. Ha...

 

[Piper]

Paper beats rock.

I split up with my missus. Ha...

Did immigration finally catch up with her?

If your down about it I can send Glen round to cheer you up? Actually you may need a new liver on stand by and a hospital bed at the ready, but on the bright side you will be surrounded by nurses!

I am here to help

 

[Raffles]

So what did you all get up to on a Friday night?...

I suppose Sunday counts as the weekend as well, so...

I met my 21 year old daughter - for the first time ever! That was scary (more so for her ).

Oh - and I also found out that I'm a Granddad - even more shock .

 

[Pmr Man]

i did um homework then got distracted by the forums. very uneventfull compared to all yours

 

[NSKlad]

Paper beats rock.

I split up with my missus. Ha...

Rock beats scissors, my parents split up... ages ago... does that count?

Unfortunate, fella.

 

[Mario]

Rock beats scissors, my parents split up... ages ago... does that count?

Unfortunate, fella.

winner...

 

[Pmr Man]

ouch man, some of you guys having a bad week then! do you know what always cheers me up? lots and lots of revels

 

[Tom Allen]

well guys, yesterday, what a day!!


Got up late, F1 was boring as ever.

My bonkers cat had a fight with the toilet roll, so there was fluffy white crap everywhere, and to top it all i went into the kitchen after the F1 and broke the last four eggs.

Bloody omlette was lovely.