What Car/Vehicle for team?

[mikeyR]

Originally posted by stongl
Hmmm, perhaps you should list the requirements in the order of importance, hence I rearrange for you in the true baller order:

Looks good
Space for 5 people to sit in comfort
Space for peoples Kit
Economical and Mechanically sound.

Given your criteria I suggest the following:

For todays Ghetto Baller

BMW X5 4.6 Sport. In Drug Dealer Spec (23" chrome alloys, black paint, black'ed out windows).
2003 Dodge Ram 3500 V10 Magnum Quad Cab.
Range Rover Autobiography
Stretch Chevvy Blazer - Fully loaded and with the Cyrstal......................

Woods baller specials:

Ex Soviet BTR-80a or BMP-3 Kornet

(you should be able to pick either of these up from Dodgy Dieter our East German conection for a pair of Levis and a pack of Juicy Fruits.) ........................

LMAO

I like where your coming from!!

 

[mikeyR]

Originally posted by stongl
Yep the L200 range is pretty cool. Like the new Warrior version myself, although can't see the misses driving it though.......... far too utilitarian

I drive past a Mitsibushi dealers every day. They do look mighty fine.

Lots of money new though, any suggestions on second hand?

 

[stongle]

Seen a couple floating about second hand, but:

1. Their rare as rocking horse sh*t and,
2. they depreciate like frick'in Mercs man.

Best I've seen is about 8 grand for an S/T Reg (1999). For the same rips, you could've had a 99T C Class Mercedes, or a 99T 323i Saloon (both with "trimmings" and Carlos Fandango alloys).

Lotta rips just for paintball.




Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, got orange stars!!!!

 

[mikeyR]

Originally posted by stongl
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, got orange stars!!!!

Thanx for the tips, but you have too much time on your hands, ORANGE STARS indeed!

 

[Ms Bossy]

I use a galaxy at the moment, fits five plus kit and air if needed and if your gonna marshall then seven and beer

 

[Roland]

Diesel Galaxy, you can even take all the back seats out and fit a double mattress in!

 

[Ben Frain]

Originally posted by Roland
Diesel Galaxy, you can even take all the back seats out and fit a double mattress in!

That some new ploy you have for boosting team morale??

 

[Ben Frain]

Originally posted by stongl
Actually strike through all previous suggestions. There can be only one choice for todays discerning baller:

Hummer.

Room for 5 and kit
A .50 Caliber on the roof or TOW missile launcher (extra handy for those M1 / M25 tailbacks
Beckham cool (already Armour Plated)
Room for a Jacuzzi full of biatches in the back.
Comes in Black, ideal for cruising the kings road or fighting in the Gulf at night.

Dude, you ever thought about writing comedy? Seriously though?

Some of the stuff you write man pisses me up something rotten... I think you might be missing your true vocation...

Ben

 

[smartecosse]

what budget do you want to stick to??

 

[mikeyR]

"what budget do you want to stick to??"

£6000 I suppose but I know this limits the choice somewhat!