Welsh Open 2003 - Charity Auction
- Thread starter blakey
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I got to shoot Lee many times...(may be the only time I get to shoot him!) but it was all good. He best remember my top now!!
We know where the mallet is - it's in Wrexham police station. Moo had it confiscated by the cops on the way home on Saturday night. 
cooks' thong was up for grabs?!!?!??!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i missed it
ah well life moves on...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i missed it
ah well life moves on...
uhhohh
I was making my way back to the camp site as taxi's were a tad scarce and stopped to ask a policeman for directions. He was quite helpfull and my magnificent purchase was secure beneath my smashing jacket!. At some point during the conversation I was talking to the other chaps on the phone (they were in a small stream somewhere but that is a story in itself!!) as we had become separated on our little hike, finished up receiving the old directions and proceeded to cross the road.
On reaching the pavement myself and Silentbob found ourselves in the middle of what I can only describe as 'a large police presence' one of which had spotted my shaft (mallet) protruding from beneath my jacket. A little discussion followed during which I had to decide between surrendering my new piece of valuable memorabilia for destruction or getting nicked. It looked like it was going to be malletgate for a while there but after I handed it over all they wanted were my particulars (obviously the WPC thought I was a smashing chap! ).
So there you have it. It was a great two days and even if I was gripped by the fuzz at least they never spun me round by my moobs!!
It is a long story but I shall attempt a quick summary......Originally posted by le-pig
what exactly was moo doing with said mallet
I was making my way back to the camp site as taxi's were a tad scarce and stopped to ask a policeman for directions. He was quite helpfull and my magnificent purchase was secure beneath my smashing jacket!. At some point during the conversation I was talking to the other chaps on the phone (they were in a small stream somewhere but that is a story in itself!!) as we had become separated on our little hike, finished up receiving the old directions and proceeded to cross the road.
On reaching the pavement myself and Silentbob found ourselves in the middle of what I can only describe as 'a large police presence' one of which had spotted my shaft (mallet) protruding from beneath my jacket. A little discussion followed during which I had to decide between surrendering my new piece of valuable memorabilia for destruction or getting nicked. It looked like it was going to be malletgate for a while there but after I handed it over all they wanted were my particulars (obviously the WPC thought I was a smashing chap!
).So there you have it. It was a great two days and even if I was gripped by the fuzz at least they never spun me round by my moobs!!