Look Cowboy,
Im more senior then you in this team, so I get the ass.
You have got a lot of ASS kissing to do, before you get you hands on Pikachu’s ass, woops sorry my ass.
So on the 19 May; you will need your knee pads. With all the ass kissing you got to do, we don’t want you suffering with bad knees now do we.
Head of the department of asses
Chief Ass