Book what? A $5 crak whore..or something a little up market?
£50 an hour straight sex only...oral and anal to be negotiated??
Hows that Blud?
£50 an hour straight sex only...oral and anal to be negotiated??
Hows that Blud?
Walkie Talkie interference
- Thread starter ShelleyHicky
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A young woman goes to her doctor..
"Doctor, I love ORANGES, but every time I eat one i throw up!"
doctor tells her to take a course of tablets for a week.
So she tries her tablets, an a week later...tries an ORANGE...
she proceeds to be violently ill everywhere..
Goes back to the Doc..
" Well..."says Doc.."Im sure its all in your mind, but I will send you to a specialist.."
"Thank you!" says girly
"BUT! Do not go through the door on the left!"
Her appaointment day arrives, and she gingerly walks along the corridor...but, being a bit nervous..and short sighted...she strolls through the door on the left...where two prostitutes are talking about work....
" So...what do you like about it then?" says the first to the second..
"Oh, i like the money!" she replies " What about yourself?"
"I really like the thrill!!" says the first tart.
Turning to look at the woman who has just walked through the door..
"Hi..so what do you like most about it?"
She says...
"Oh...I like peeling back th eskin and sucking out the juice!!!!"
"Doctor, I love ORANGES, but every time I eat one i throw up!"
doctor tells her to take a course of tablets for a week.
So she tries her tablets, an a week later...tries an ORANGE...
she proceeds to be violently ill everywhere..
Goes back to the Doc..
" Well..."says Doc.."Im sure its all in your mind, but I will send you to a specialist.."
"Thank you!" says girly
"BUT! Do not go through the door on the left!"
Her appaointment day arrives, and she gingerly walks along the corridor...but, being a bit nervous..and short sighted...she strolls through the door on the left...where two prostitutes are talking about work....
" So...what do you like about it then?" says the first to the second..
"Oh, i like the money!" she replies " What about yourself?"
"I really like the thrill!!" says the first tart.
Turning to look at the woman who has just walked through the door..
"Hi..so what do you like most about it?"
She says...
"Oh...I like peeling back th eskin and sucking out the juice!!!!"
Ill stick to the leopard skin ones, Damn it i keep letting out all my secrets.! Gary i dont wanna no!!