Valentines Day.....Love is.........

[Draven]

they used to be known as combat wombles,.. but this was derogatory,..and un pc

the term short people was coined because that what they are,..
smaller versions of people

 

[KillerOnion]

Love is buying an Angel for yourself then when your significant other finds out say it's for her...and if she doesn't come out to the field to use it you just take it out there and play with it yourself if she won't notice.

Love is someone who will fill pods for you all day then get as rowdy as you do on Bourbon Street till 2am, then go back to the hotel and have crazed, animalistic sex with you till 6:30, then wake you up, give you a massage, and get you to the field on time.

Love is possible, just very unlikely in this world we live in today.

 

[Robbo]

P8ntball2k !!

Originally posted by P8ntball2k

P.S. Robbo, how long is it going to take you to read all the cards you got today from all the ladies. Does this mean that u will have to spend some time off the field thus giving other teams a chance???????

Chris, you have made a valid point and one that I had already considered well in advance of the day. I employ staff to process the mountains of mail, thus freeing my time for much more important matters.
So please, don't be confused or even disappointed, I will be on the field come Portugal and not still trawling through the thousands of 'begging for sex' Valentine cards.
But thanks for thinking of me
Robbo

 

[Tom Tom]

Originally posted by Robbo


Chris, you have made a valid point and one that I had already considered well in advance of the day. I employ staff to process the mountains of mail, thus freeing my time for much more important matters.
So please, don't be confused or even disappointed, I will be on the field come Portugal and not still trawling through the thousands of 'begging for sex' Valentine cards.
But thanks for thinking of me
Robbo

Sorry Robbo I had better have mine back then I am so hurt I thought you read all the cards.

I am sure the post office love your house on valentines day

"Here you are squire another sack of womens underwear for you, plus all the cards and chocolates...... "

Its all right for some i suppose.

 

[FAMINE]

P8ntball2k !!

Originally posted by Robbo

I will be on the field come Portugal and not still trawling through the thousands of 'begging for sex' Valentine cards.
But thanks for thinking of me
Robbo

Lasoya sends you lots of cards then?
Why not just get him to ask politely once and give him your polite reply

 

[Gurney]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is funny!!!!!!

 

[Inferno]

Originally posted by TheRo0sTer


What??? Where did you hear I had a Dutch Bolt? Duh on the web site right?

That, and the fact your message was "The Bolt Is In The Mail" for the longest.

Nothing is secret on these forums....