US Pro Looking for Millennium Outing
- Thread starter Spike
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I tell you what guys, if you don't take this opportunity to snap Lasoya up, you gotta be mad. This man will electrify your team, both on the field and off and the only cautionary words I will have on this matter, is, 'leave your wives and girlfriends behind and well away from Mr Testosterone' , he'll have their nickers off in a heartbeat and they won't even know he's done it, and even if they did, it will be too late 
I once took my wife and daughter to an event over here (I think my daughter was about 18 at the time) and he had picked them up on his sex-radar and came in like an Exocet missile, within 30 seconds he was hitting on them both, I couldn't believe he was turning on the charm with my missus and daughter.
It got to a point where I had to step in, and as he was hitting on them, I warned that I might have to get hitting on him too ...... in the more definitive sense, he backed off with a childish, somewhat innocent grin on his face but I could see through him like a window to his soul.
Worst part was, and this nearly made me throw up, both my wife and daughter fell for his oh so transparent charms and both commented on just how charming and nice he seemed.
Trust me on this next point please, he's Beelzebub in disguise anywhere near females ...the devil incarnate ...... let him meet your female partner at your peril !!!
Apart from that, he's a real great guy, and I like him a lot
Seriously though, this guy is one of the best players this game has ever given birth to .... get your ass on here and try and get him .... this man is the absolute bollox .....hmmmm...come to think of it, it may well do Chris a lotta good if he left them (bollox) back in the US when he comes over.
PS Sorry Spike, the world has to know mate
I once took my wife and daughter to an event over here (I think my daughter was about 18 at the time) and he had picked them up on his sex-radar and came in like an Exocet missile, within 30 seconds he was hitting on them both, I couldn't believe he was turning on the charm with my missus and daughter.
It got to a point where I had to step in, and as he was hitting on them, I warned that I might have to get hitting on him too ...... in the more definitive sense, he backed off with a childish, somewhat innocent grin on his face but I could see through him like a window to his soul.
Worst part was, and this nearly made me throw up, both my wife and daughter fell for his oh so transparent charms and both commented on just how charming and nice he seemed.
Trust me on this next point please, he's Beelzebub in disguise anywhere near females ...the devil incarnate ...... let him meet your female partner at your peril !!!
Apart from that, he's a real great guy, and I like him a lot
Seriously though, this guy is one of the best players this game has ever given birth to .... get your ass on here and try and get him .... this man is the absolute bollox .....hmmmm...come to think of it, it may well do Chris a lotta good if he left them (bollox) back in the US when he comes over.
PS Sorry Spike, the world has to know mate
no need to be sorry m8.
Pete is absolutely right you all need to realise that it is within your grasp - imagine the brag "When I was playing on the same team as .... and we won...."
Having just got of the phone from him he asked me to add that he was interested in any offers no matter what division - It's not that he is desperate more that he fancies a new challenge and he will look at every opportunity passed upon their own merits.
So any M5 takers??
Pete is absolutely right you all need to realise that it is within your grasp - imagine the brag "When I was playing on the same team as .... and we won...."
Having just got of the phone from him he asked me to add that he was interested in any offers no matter what division - It's not that he is desperate more that he fancies a new challenge and he will look at every opportunity passed upon their own merits.
So any M5 takers??
Keep this on topic, any more bullsh*t posts will result in a short break from the forum.
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No offense to Mr lasoya but when I saw him at CC I have to say I was expecting someone erm.....bigger
As a lady, let me be the first to say that I have on several occasions been wooed by the charms of Mr. LaSoya.
Every time he walks in the room all the ladies end up as giddy little school girls.
I'm smiling just thinking about him.
So charming. . . .and Chris has the best @ss EVER!
xoxoxox
Hopelessly adoring Chris LaSoya fan. . .
Joey
Every time he walks in the room all the ladies end up as giddy little school girls.
I'm smiling just thinking about him.
So charming. . . .and Chris has the best @ss EVER!
xoxoxox
Hopelessly adoring Chris LaSoya fan. . .
Joey
As a lady, let me be the first to say that I have on several occasions been wooed by the charms of Mr. LaSoya.
Every time he walks in the room all the ladies end up as giddy little school girls.
I'm smiling just thinking about him.
So charming. . . .and Chris has the best @ss EVER!
xoxoxox
Hopelessly adoring Chris LaSoya fan. . .
Joey
...I am extremely close to vomiting ......