Nah, come to UWE. We're gonna beat Birmingham this year (I feel it in my boner....I mean bones). I'll teach you chemistry if you want, just come round my meth lab
I'm not sure what the dealio Kitty had sorted with you was, but I believe you must be a student at the uni to play in the UPL with a team. We do, however, let people join the society which gives them access to our twice-weekly reball sessions (cheap training!) and to our live-paint training sessions. That's open to anyone by the way(shameless plug
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