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rofl , seems like my original thread is goin' outta control... seems like a wasted a fantastic insider scoop, my chance to see this talk being printed in PGI as the forum talk of the month are vanishing away...

Seems like Agent Strongl who died of a diabetic crisis in a car crash in the Thames, died for nothin' as the truth will never explode in the open in the media... Here is another proof of the Russian powa to clean all evidence of their forbidden experiment on Robbo...

Wait somebody knocking on my door... hey, I never ordered any breakfast at 14 pm ??? .... go away... Noooo please... "TCHUD, TCHUD"...Bump...

"Comrade Youri, me think tArget Is DeAd"
"You Are RIght Gargarine comrade, let's go then To the extrAction pOint" (use ruskie accent)
 

stongle

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That was the 2k2 model, this years genetically engineered model has inbuilt telekenesis and ESP!!!

Sadly I hear that their star Bunker Monkey's are banned from the Milleniums for ripping the ears of Novice teams and wearing them as Jewellery!!!

Grrrrrrr...............:eek: :eek: :eek:

Seriously on thread, good luck to em, if a team had the backing of Roshvernoshtov Bank or whatever (my Russian is appalling comrades), then why not invest in a Paintball Center if Excellence. When they start winning (rather than being the perenial runners up), I'm sure the American's will be investing in yet more SR-71 overflights of their training camp in the Urals!!!
 

Red_Merkin

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I'm sure the American's will be investing in yet more SR-71 overflights of their training camp in the Urals!!!
Nuke em from space, it's the only way to be sure.

Seriously, these guys are the way forward. Dedicated training, centres where players can develop skills, coaches, and strict regime!

None of this pints of lager, and burger vans nonsense.
 

TOOLE

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but to lose lager and chips is to lose the back nam forever...lol :)

oh yeah, please don't take the piss out of russian people, it's just as bad as bein recist towards anyone else.
 

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I don't know the details but they actually do have day camps for training younger players. There's a long standing tradition in Russia (and eastern Euro nations) of any acceptable sport being legitimized by a school system being associated, like a day camp. Their website describes it as does some other sources.

To their benefit, they know they have a very limited pool of recruits, and any early training they do may lead to some major talent down the road. Damn right they're here for the long run. Going to be a facinating experiment to watch over the years ...

Larry Janecka