Universal soldiers from Russia!

[TOPOR]

Ok, this is the latest gossip...

Just imagine a secret base with an indoor field, Sup air balls bunkers, fitness training rooms with apparels... showers etc... a true sport center dedicated to Paintball training.

Now, imagine the Russian legions as teachers... giving class the hard way to a bunch of hungry kids a couple of hours a day.

These kids get the knowledge of technoballing from the start from true Jedi masters ( a bit like Trauma did).

When they 'll be ready they will be launched on the tournament circuit and become the kind of new Dynasty team from the North!

Kind of freaky, huh!?

 

[ciaran.mooney]

Waaaaaay too much time on your hands mate! Find summin to do in the long dark evenings

 

[Problem]

Umm, Topor, I couldn't tell if you intended to be sarcastic or know the truth. Disregard if you were being sarcastic and know the facts.

Russian Legion does have their own training facility, an inflated tennis dome building with lighting, locker rooms. They are very active in youth training camps (which has a long-standing, military-like history in Russia). Their attention to detail via coaching, videotape lessons and hardcore practicing (and physical training) is second to none.

Universal soldiers still needed to cool down. The Legion just picks up speed.

I'm guessing you knew all that. Interesting life to lead as a pro player,

Larry

 

[joe bob]

Ok just as long as u worshop me!

 

[Morter]

we will

 

[TOPOR]

To "Problem": Hehehe, no of course I wasn't sarcastic, I just wanted to share with you all, a serious news I got... You wrote it better than me though.

They re truly preparing a future Russian "Dynasty" kind of team. The idea is to introduce them in the world tournament of Paintball when they will be fully prepared and ready to rock...

Nobody will know them and see them coming, until they will start playin and harvestin victories...

Why can't I go to such a summer camp... is the real question! May be too old, may be cause I don't speak ruskie... lol

 

[Dave S ECI]

On WDPs website a while back it said that Russian Legion actually ran a school, training for paintball as well as education? seems to be the right way to go if you have the backing, ie probusiness bank.

 

[stongle]

hmm not to sure about the all conquering Russkies.

Ah, all well and good but the last time the Russians got involved in Sporting Genetic Engineering the results were good, but not that good. I mean 7 Ivan Drago clones with English ability stretching too "I must break yooouu", will never defeat true grit, determination, running in the snow and daaa dadada da da daa da daaa dadada de daaa dada da daa de dat de de datda da daaaaaaa






Disclaimer, this was a facetious post, and I have no desire to be stabbed with a ricin tipped umbrella on London Bridge by ex KGB agents (although some of you would probably think this a good idea)

 

[TOPOR]

To "Strongl": Too late dude, thanxs to my friend working at the "Echelon" department within Langley CIA, he just decrypted a phone call which let us think.... that they 're already after you...

Two Erasers from Kazakstan...kind of evil guys..., I know a heart attack at your age will seem odd... but hey! would you have some gear to donate me before it's too late dude?

 

[stongle]

Hmmm, they may have been the 2 shifty & scruffy looking blokes I just garroted with some dental floss and my tripple shot semi-skimmed latte / blue berry muffin combination on my way outta Starbucks at 0700 hrs this morning.

Although maybe they were just selling the Big Issue, but hey ho.......

Anyway, in the event that Sergei's ex-Spetznaz, KGB bodyguards have been dispatched to deal with me, I bequeath the following to you:

Two markers
Several missing Rembrandt's
Assorted bundles of used foriegn currency
Pictures of Princess Diana, J-Lo and me in a menage a trois.

All in a Swiss Bank safe deposit box. On my death goto

Bank for International Nefarious Characters, Tax Dodgers and War Criminals
Vonderpantsstrasse 17-23
Zurich-ch100
Switzerland