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Someone said it before , and the more Jewel posts , the more he sounds like Mad Dog.
....are you sure its not him?
Quality thread tho'
....are you sure its not him?
Quality thread tho'
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ollytheosteo
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Surely the next move is for Jewel to claim he has "fetched" us and that he only posted in the first place to "create controversy"
Oops- too late, he's started with the whole "fishing+rod+worm = fish" nonsense in a vain effort to clain retrospectively the whole thing was just a windup.
How's about this for an idea; If you plan to start a stupid thread solely to wind everyone up, PM an independent witness with this intention before posting and then they can step in and rescue you when the poop reaches chin level. If you don't do this you end up looking like you tried to be big and clever, and then retracted and started babbling about how it was all a joke/windup/attempt to start a debate when your bluff is called, thus looking like a silly monkey. Drop forwards anyone?
Also, after reading Jewel's last post I'd be grateful if someone could get me some of whatever he's smoking. I thought I was getting the good stuff, but.....
Oops- too late, he's started with the whole "fishing+rod+worm = fish" nonsense in a vain effort to clain retrospectively the whole thing was just a windup.
How's about this for an idea; If you plan to start a stupid thread solely to wind everyone up, PM an independent witness with this intention before posting and then they can step in and rescue you when the poop reaches chin level. If you don't do this you end up looking like you tried to be big and clever, and then retracted and started babbling about how it was all a joke/windup/attempt to start a debate when your bluff is called, thus looking like a silly monkey. Drop forwards anyone?
Also, after reading Jewel's last post I'd be grateful if someone could get me some of whatever he's smoking. I thought I was getting the good stuff, but.....
I said it to Mad Dog once, and i'll bring it out for Jewel.Originally posted by Rob - Nott'm Tremmor
Someone said it before , and the more Jewel posts , the more he sounds like Mad Dog.
....are you sure its not him?
Quality thread tho'
Dude you fail life!
Mad Bitch more like !!!!!!!
Holy crap !!!!!!!!!!!
I feel bad.....or should I?.....hmmmmmmmmm, am I a sexist pig ?
Hmmm.....possibly, but would I bully a woman ?
Never !
But that would mean I'm showing preferential treatment to chicks if that said female wrote a hunk of bull and I let it slide.
This intellctual half-wit masquerading as a human being is in fact female and so I find myself unable to continue with the put down
Dammit, my only point of escape is in the vain hope she has short brown hair, wears dungerees, hates men, studied social sciences at uni, is overweight and has a girlfriend who looks like Jo Brand.
I'm outa here guys
.........oh and gals !
Oh and by the way Jewel, it's a man's world, live with it !
Holy crap !!!!!!!!!!!
I feel bad.....or should I?.....hmmmmmmmmm, am I a sexist pig ?
Hmmm.....possibly, but would I bully a woman ?
Never !
But that would mean I'm showing preferential treatment to chicks if that said female wrote a hunk of bull and I let it slide.
This intellctual half-wit masquerading as a human being is in fact female and so I find myself unable to continue with the put down
Dammit, my only point of escape is in the vain hope she has short brown hair, wears dungerees, hates men, studied social sciences at uni, is overweight and has a girlfriend who looks like Jo Brand.
I'm outa here guys
.........oh and gals !
Oh and by the way Jewel, it's a man's world, live with it !
Perhaps Jewel is foreign. That would explain it.
Jewel, just say you are foriegn, I think I can get you out of this....
Jewel, just say you are foriegn, I think I can get you out of this....
Foreign - as opposed to a 300 pound afro-american female?
BTW - I'm not blowing any gaskets Pete... I fully understand if the Ducks look to Tris for help, now that they have lost me and Birger
Nick
dammit !!
with the low post count I thought it was mad-dog using a different login.
guess I was wrong..
i think we should keep her - this has been the best thing on here for ages.
with the low post count I thought it was mad-dog using a different login.
guess I was wrong..
i think we should keep her - this has been the best thing on here for ages.
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