Twisted Wish (Forum Game)

[Stokecity_m]

you do live in california - but get beating every day

i wish i didn't have to go to work

 

[khanzo]

I wish i didn't have to go to work

You dont, your dead

I wish there were vampires (just to see what happens)

-Mat

 

[Devrij]

You dont, your dead

I wish there were vampires (just to see what happens)

-Mat

There ARE vampires, and they befriend you and you marry into their species. Your vampire wife then leaves you. You live a lonely ostracized life.

I wish I had a handful of sand

 

[sean2]

You then find out that you are alergic to sand and you hand swells up and you die because all you blood goes to your hand.

I wish paintballs could grow on trees.

 

[Stencil]

They do, but then Smart Parts sues trees for growing them and reposes all that is grown.

I wish there were more pump players in the UK.