Turn Your Mates in For Drink Driving???

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

When I was young stupid and broke (r) I used to be able to drink like a fish and not get a hangover.

So I did

It was fine in the pub that's were being a girl comes into it's own loads of drinks.

Lord I only found out resently my little bro used to charge a pint for an introduction fee

Little **** I could never work out how on no money he managed to get leg less were ever we went

The upside was he would say this is....... in one ear out the other I got a drink and walked off well I knew nothing of the beer involved.

I would have left him at home


But when at party so not to lose my alchol I used to drink 20 20 and vodka, the lime stuff any one stupid to take a swig would leave well alone it really took your breath away and had a good go at melting your teeth.

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Scrub

Originally posted by cjohns
I would definitely turn you in after watching you drive to Elsham!!!! J/K

What do you mean YOU watched him drive? I was in the car behind laughing my @$$ off all the way. I wouldn't turn you guys in I would follow with a camera to watch all the fun when Old Bill nabs you! LMAO J/K

 

[Buddha 3]

Guess what...Just got back from a party that I was MC-ing, so free drinks for me........bummed a ride home, respectable ol' me.

P.S. I'm always nice to dwarfs.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

are you telling us you dragged your self away

you said you had no life

 

[cjohns]

Life

Buddha could have a life, but like me, he chooses to look at p8ntballer all day instead of doing his job!!! Respect.

 

[Buddha 3]

Hi, just logged on, a little hung over.......
Yeah, reaching 500 posts was a turning point in my life. I decided I needed to get out more often.

Nah, I just type really fast, so I can make lots of posts in the time most people do only one, plus having a superfast connection helps too.

The reason I look at the forum instead of doing my job, is because I haven't got a clue what my job really is

 

[gunnerson]

Reminds me of school...

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Actually in school most kids and thier friends would drive drunk! As a matter of fact I have 6 buddies from School who I know have DUI convictions. 2 of them spent 2 years of thier lives in prison. In all honesty that should be my wake up call!

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Paintball is my job that's my excuse.

Yes I agree with the typing thing it deffinatly helps.

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by SPARKLIE CHICK
Paintball is my job that's my excuse.

Good excuse to Drive Drunk! LOL