My mates went to toulouse and while they was in a bar one night they meet a pair of co-joined twins and started to talk to them.
During the conversation it transpired that the twins went to the south of france every year, So my mate asked why it appealed that much.
Is it because of the sunny days ?.
Oh no says the more talkative twin, I all-ways get sunburn to easy.
Well is it because of the fine wines and food says my mate ?.
Again the same twin replys and says Oh no we come from manchester in england all i want is a pint of beer and some fish and chips.
Now totally perplexed my friend asks well is it because of the gorgeous women that are draped all over the place ?.
No says the same twin we never find anybody who fancies a three in a bed romp !!!.
Well why on earth do you come every year if you don't really like it ?.
Well it's simple says the man ! - It's the only chance my brother GETS TO DRIVE
During the conversation it transpired that the twins went to the south of france every year, So my mate asked why it appealed that much.
Is it because of the sunny days ?.
Oh no says the more talkative twin, I all-ways get sunburn to easy.
Well is it because of the fine wines and food says my mate ?.
Again the same twin replys and says Oh no we come from manchester in england all i want is a pint of beer and some fish and chips.
Now totally perplexed my friend asks well is it because of the gorgeous women that are draped all over the place ?.
No says the same twin we never find anybody who fancies a three in a bed romp !!!.
Well why on earth do you come every year if you don't really like it ?.
Well it's simple says the man ! - It's the only chance my brother GETS TO DRIVE
