But I can't read.Originally posted by The Fun Police
EDIT ADDED: Yes. See Return of the Ban of the Week thread--and congrats! TFP PS--reading is fundamental.
Can we have this thread in pictures or braile please?
Topical Suggestions--Fork 'em Over
- Thread starter Baca Loco
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Can we have this thread in pictures or braile please?
how about 'pictures/video's of pro's cheating'
People have to catch prominent paintball players wiping/playing on, and put them up on the page. A kind of name and shame, but with evidence. That could work.
The banning thing is a laugh. That would fly.
call some teams and pretend to be Coca Cola with a juicy $$$ sponsorship, record the conversation and put it on here for everyone to laugh at, could be enjoyable.
Shoot Loco - Run a competition, the winner gets to go 'one on one' with Baca Loco in Denver.
Who's crap - People have to post who's crap....
Run a competition where the winner has to run up to Lee from Red Heat and call him a poof, then get clean away without getting snotted.
Crappest Magazine ad - who's got the cheesiest, most nausiating ad? Ads can date back to golden oldie issues, only PGI ads allowed. The company with the worst ad gets a certificate from P8ntballer. I know who would win/lose this one...
any use?
Oh, and have a 'who's the fattest Pro player' quiz. Has to be an existing Pro, who's fat...
People have to catch prominent paintball players wiping/playing on, and put them up on the page. A kind of name and shame, but with evidence. That could work.
The banning thing is a laugh. That would fly.
call some teams and pretend to be Coca Cola with a juicy $$$ sponsorship, record the conversation and put it on here for everyone to laugh at, could be enjoyable.
Shoot Loco - Run a competition, the winner gets to go 'one on one' with Baca Loco in Denver.
Who's crap - People have to post who's crap....
Run a competition where the winner has to run up to Lee from Red Heat and call him a poof, then get clean away without getting snotted.
Crappest Magazine ad - who's got the cheesiest, most nausiating ad? Ads can date back to golden oldie issues, only PGI ads allowed. The company with the worst ad gets a certificate from P8ntballer. I know who would win/lose this one...
any use?
Oh, and have a 'who's the fattest Pro player' quiz. Has to be an existing Pro, who's fat...
oh, and "which NXL teams are NOT playing the NPPL (even under a different name)".
ps - can't be the Philly Americans, they just entered thier team in Semi pro as the AA's...
There's only one left I think, no not much of a contest...
ps - can't be the Philly Americans, they just entered thier team in Semi pro as the AA's...
There's only one left I think, no not much of a contest...
how about "where are all the Socal players going to practice when SC Village closes down next year?"
That could be a good one...
That could be a good one...
All good except the 1 on 1 competition should be called TRY to shoot Loco. I may be old and slow but I'm sneaky.
With the Fattest Pro there also needs to be Hall of Fame selection for players of yesteryear. Oh, and this one is a two horse race, so to speak, isn't it?
Don't hate on Gyro. No worries, ITN, over the Ban of the Week. No chance you get that lucky.
Here's one:
Who's Gay?
Know any gay players (preferably high profile ones)? Take a picture of them with thier boy/girl and lets give them the 'gift of acceptance'.
They can be prized out of the closet and will of course be pleased and 'oh so relieved' when everyone is very understanding about it and we say that we all knew all along.
Thier tears will be tears of joy....
Could be a classic!
hint - there are some major lezzers about at the moment in the US leagues, we could start with one of those. Lets face it, its best to know anyway. I mean I only just found out, and it was a shock, but now that I know I have the ability to point fun at those that don't while they 'chance thier arm', which is hella cool!
OK there's the sell, waddaya think?
Who's Gay?
Know any gay players (preferably high profile ones)? Take a picture of them with thier boy/girl and lets give them the 'gift of acceptance'.
They can be prized out of the closet and will of course be pleased and 'oh so relieved' when everyone is very understanding about it and we say that we all knew all along.
Thier tears will be tears of joy....
Could be a classic!
hint - there are some major lezzers about at the moment in the US leagues, we could start with one of those. Lets face it, its best to know anyway. I mean I only just found out, and it was a shock, but now that I know I have the ability to point fun at those that don't while they 'chance thier arm', which is hella cool!
OK there's the sell, waddaya think?
Hey, you appreciate it deep down, cause any press is good press.
I almost want to un-nominate you, simply because of the "gift of acceptance" thread idea. Almost. But for that to happen would require you to actually disclose some information, rather than coyly doing a little "I know something you don't know" dance. I understand that inosumthinudontno is a lot more akward than intheno, and that finding things out is sometimes contingent on keeping one's mouth shut, but jeez!
topic ideas:
the dual nature of paintball; gear geek/ sports jock (wannabe?)
what paintball teaches us about predominant moral awareness; who is watching and what is the consequence?
do stupid rules ruin the good rules?
why invest time in training new players rather than poaching the ones someone else trained?
scandanavians; weren't they supposed to be good at reffing?
cruel things done to teammates
how to cut the captain, if the captain really sucks and everyone on the team knows it
gardening for paintball players: which hedges block sound the best and do well in mixed light with a drier climate?