Top 100 Paintball Excuses

[onasilverbike]

Well, we all here them, some more than others!

You must have come across some far-fetched and ludicrous ones at some point and some pretty ingenious ones too. Be it for an on field incident, no-show or whatever.

Post up your favorites below and maybe it cam be put to a poll later.

 

[ioufx]

This relating to the excuses i've used to get off work to play? if so there must be 20-30+ lol

 

[Tricky Dicky]

i was ''visiting'' your mum

 

[Seany]

ive only got 1 arm, well its worked for me recently

 

[Suns]

Well, lets go with the classic....

"But its bunker rub"

 

[Codiak]

"Its that chronic stuff and its hard to get out"

"that's from the last game"

"don't you know who I am?"

 

[Cook$]

"You seriously shouldn't let me play. I'm ripped to the tits on speed." PA Cup, 2004.

 

[spangley_special]

"i only got shot in the hopper cos i fell over"

 

[Suns]

my gun stopped working

my hopper stopped working

my fingers stopped working

 

[matt_don]

'It bounced off my mask and exploded in mid air inches from my face, thats just splatter!'