Top 10 Reasons Why Paintball is Better than Sex

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Lol um ok here we go

why paintball is better than sex

1 you can't get pregnant

2 you can play paintball in pubic and not get arrested

3 we get to cover you in a nice sticky fill

4 you don't get carpet burns

5 no one has to sleep in the wet patch

6 baccon butties

7 you wouldn't want to watch most ballers doing anything other than playing paintball on vidio

8 loads more shiney toys

9 500 balls to the packet

10 you can play it with your freinds.

why sex is better than paintball

1 no need to spend a frortune on shiney toys mother nature blessed us all.

2 you don't have to get up at 4am and travel 200 miles to play.

3 Its's free or should be.

4 ok so girls get to have more fun

5 it lasts more than 10 mins

6 you don't have to asks the ultimates permision to dress as a school girl ............ subimte your fav .............

7 Its just as intense with out the rain, mud, pain, shouting, waiting, travelling, carrying kit bags.

8 no Co2

9 anne summers partys are way better than baller partys

10 it makes the one you love happy

 

[The New Paddy]

u can

Originally posted by chunk
play paintball when you decide to

Yea chunk how long did it take you to make that one up....bore...... lol

 

[FAMINE]

Screw that, i wanna try playing paintball WHILST having sex

Would make an even more impressive spectacle to watch, Hmmm wonder if Bex is up for it at Campaign this year

 

[chunk]

Yea chunk how long did it take you to make that one up....bore......

comin from a midget im not worried

 

[L J]

Originally posted by SPARKLIE CHICK
8 loads more shiney toys

i have to disagree with you there

 

[stongle]

One reason paintball is better than sex:

Paintball game 10 mins, herpes is for life!!!

 

[Parksy]

Is that the voice of experience talking

Why Paintball is better than sex

1. Your better half (your marker) don't complain when you don't want it.
2. Your marker don't get jealous when u find a new one
3. Your marker don't get jealous when you 'borrow' a friends just to have a try
4. Your marker don't not want to work for a week out of every month due to 'technical difficulties'

 

[stongle]

Nope, but I do know that CanistonOnce (sp?), can't help you with Bouncers!!!!!

 

[JoseDominguez]

Sex during paintball?

OK names on the list and we'll meet at the 50.

 

[Graham-DV8]

He He I was talking to Kathryn Ian about something like that yesterday