Top 10 Reasons Why Paintball is Better than Sex

[Burb]

More crap ive found on the internet! Paintball related of course.........

10. In paintball, you can ask the other person to wear a mask and not get
slapped.

9. If you're playing with a girl and she yells "I'm hit", you know she's
not just faking it to make you feel better.

8. If people make fun of your paintball equipment, you can always buy
better equipment.

7. In paintball, you're considered good if you "win the game" in under a
minute.

6. You can play paintball with your relatives.

5. 5 cents a ball...Hell, that's even cheaper than Las Vegas

4. Scenario Games in paintball rarely involve whips or handcuffs.

3. If you think someone is exaggerating their paintball prowess, it's
acceptable to challenge them to "prove it, right here, right now"

2. If your paintball equipment fails, you can always rent some or borrow
from a friend.

And the number one reason why paintball is better than sex...

1. Three words: No Naked Midgets.

 

[JoseDominguez]

Top four reasons sex is better than paintball.

1) No penalties for wiping.
2) Bunkering is just as painful, but you get a hug afterwards.
3) No chance of getting a facefull of white-fill zap, cos I'm the only one shooting it.
4) Lots of naked midgets.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

 

[Tony]

Originally posted by JoseDominguez
Top four reasons sex is better than paintball.


3) No chance of getting a facefull of white-fill zap, cos I'm the only one shooting it.

You forget.... We've seen the video.....

 

[JoseDominguez]

I should have seen that one coming.


ooo er.

 

[Robbo]

10 reasons why Sex is better than Paintball

1. You can wipe and not get penalised.
2. If ya bunker someone and they spin, it just adds to the occasion.
3. If your mask steams up you can just take it straight off.
4. Its much better when your partner is tight.
5. You only have to shoot once and the job is done.
6. You dont have to shake her hand afterwards.
7. You can still play if your balls are out of shape.
8. You ain't gonna bust a leg when ya slide in.
9. If ya get 'two for oned' in bed... its a bonus.
10. U don't get penalised for over shooting.

 

[crom-dubh]

And dont forget the biggest reason wht SEX is better than paintball.......

You dont have to share the experience with 13 other blokes.

 

[JoseDominguez]

Hello sailor

 

[chunk]

u can

play paintball when you decide to

 

[Tony]

Reasons why paintball is the SAME as sex:


You get wrong either way for wiping your barrel on the curtains......

 

[stongle]

Originally posted by Robbo
10 reasons why Sex is better than Paintball

9. If ya get 'two for oned' in bed... its a bonus.

Absolutely, Double Top, stick your bread in, let's go see what you could've won!!!!!