Hushed whispers indicate there is a growing fear that captured Manufactured-American "Cody" has finally cracked and is telling his terrorist captors whatever they want to know. When contacted, media reps from Hasbro had no comment. Our sources suggest that "Cody" could compromise the Cabbage Patch Kids and reveal secrets about Malibu Barbie. It is also feared he could spill the beans on Action GI Joe headquarters. Concerns are growing that the whole Toy-Industrial Complex may be at risk.
