Best to suck it up and sit it out. I had the dubious honour of several months off Paintball after getting my head well and truely kicked in.
It were'nt for anything I posted up here either. Broken nose, cracked cheek, fcuked eye etc. I sat it out for a few months, and hey lucky for the ladies of this country I still have my looks (evidently the slightly wider bridge to my nose adds character).
Bottom line is you take a fall, or Fibre wrapped bottle in the barnet it ain't worth the biscuit.
Oh and one more thing, I like a drink, being doing it for a few years now, and if I'd drunk that much, I don't think I'd be able to recall the exact quantity and measurements of what I drunk. You'd get a lot more sympathy if you just come clean and said it was really a couple of Top Decks