TJ Lambini is my hero

[Sinner]

But just think of the features on the Warped Dark Strap-On! A LCD display showing temp & humidity, thrusts per second, timer and one or two I don't think I should mention.

 

[Liz]

Well the latest fashion seems to be replica shirts, how about anatomically correct replica Avalanch "toys". Oh, gods, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Chris - Nexus Eclipse]

ahhh no that wouldnt be allowed by the powers that be. Because everybody would then find out that they are all girls!!!!!

for real!!!! i mean the hair......c'mon!!!