Wasn't sure how to take the first post, I got a little confused whether he was trying to post a ice breaking joke, trolling or being serious.
Re-read it a couple of times then got more than a little annoyed.
However if stickystalk would like too play "war" then I'm sure that I could provide the proper kit and he can try to run, work and fight in up to 70 kgs of equipment (I think this might take the shine off a little).
However if you (stickystalk) are still interested then please feel free to click on the following link
http://www.army.mod.uk/recruiting.aspx.
I'm sure that my mates could do with their own personal mine detector.
However if this was posted in jest then in my honest opinion you really should engage brain before touching keyboards.